AZFunk Beach Volleyball
  • Funk Beach Leagues Menu
    • Monday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
    • Tuesday Scottsdale: Big Kahuna Intermediate AND Reverse Coed
    • Wednesday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
    • Thursday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
  • upcoming Funk tournaments
    • DEC 7: BANZAI! Orgy-ball Draw
    • DEC 14: Coed Doubles at Funk Beach
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Mother of God - YOU are invited!
Come help us celebrate groovy cool dude Jayson Ferrin's Birthday
with one of the best Swingers formats at Funk Beach!

This one is FREE!!!
To all B/BB level players


Double Dip Swingers works like this:
- Sign up with your same sex partner.
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Pool play = Same Sex Swingers
- You'll play 4 games with 4 different partner teams of your same sex.
All Girls 4s and All Boys 4s


Playoffs = Coed Swingers
- You are partnered with an opposite sex partner team
that you earned from your pool play record,
creating COED teams of 2 Guys + 2 Girls.
at Funk Beach
6398 E Oak Street Scottsdale 85257
(Oak & 64th St, 1/2 mile north of McDowell)

Grab a partner with the same undercarriage as yourself and
get to some fun Funky Double Dip Swinging!

Friday, July 25
5:45 pm check in / 6:15 pm play starts 
finals predicted about 1:00 am


Dual nets and dual formats
Straight Coed 4s
+ Reverse Coed 4s for playoff games.

Men's height net + Women's height net for playoff games.

6 games minimum guaranteed
4 pool play games to 18 / cap 20
Double elimination playoffs follow games to 18 / cap 23

PRIZES *with a full field of 16 teams
Champs win Free the sexy new Funk shirts
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​Welcoming all players B minor level and Up
you should:
- Understand the full rules of clean play for intermediate level sand volleyball
*Please feel free to ask for clarification from us - most players got this, and may just may need a few pointers for guidance).


- Have a little organized volleyball experience above the recreational level

- Be able to control (pass) the ball consistently


- Be mobile and able to move efficiently and get to the ball well

- Have the endurance to play 6-8 games for 5-7 hours

Funk Beach Island features:
- Deep sand in the play area, lovingly maintained by Yoshi the Sandboni!


- Clean and even coverage LED lighting

- Ball catch netting all around perimeter with 12+ house balls spread around (you never have to go on ball a chase.)

- Righteous vibes, groovy music, good times.

- Full bar just steps away with draft beers, mixed drinks, bottled beer and Dos XX and Long Drink buckets at excellent prices.

- Court side seating all around at bar and Adirondack chairs on the sand

- Freedom to BYOFood or order Grub Hub & Door Dash right to the volleyball courts.

- Coolers with NON-alcoholic drinks are always A-OK

- Doggies on leash with good boy owners also most welcome

Join our Funk family, volley brother or sister!
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    Register for Fri, July 25

    Jayson Ferrin's Birthday
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    Double Dip Swingers

    *choose a Super Trooper reference or let us pick a great one.
    Here are a few ideas:

    - Team Ramrod - Johnny Chimpo - Team Farva - Team Thorny - Team Rabbit - Team Mac - Team Capt O'Hagan - Broken Lizard
    - Unit 91 - Don't Call Me Radio - Fat & Stupid - Oh Shit, I Got You Good - Awesome Prank, Farva - Bite it, Rook - Soap In Coffee
    - You ARE Freaking Out, Man - Okie Silly-Dilly Dokie - Shoe Police - That's Brown Magic - Littering & Littering & Smokin' The Reefer
    - Do You See Me Eating Mice? - Stinks Like Sex In Here - Denim Dan - Afghanistanimation 
    - Monkey Butler - Banned From Dimpus Burger - You're Not Mexican? - I'll Have The Chinchilla! - Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne
    - Smothered Me In Gravy  - Bear Fucker
    Bear Fucker, Do You Need Assistance? - Liter 'O Cola - Pistol Whip

Register for Super Trooper Double Dip Birthday Swingers July 25
Rosters for July 25
Jay Jay's Super Trooper​
Double Dip Swingers
BOY tandems

1. Shenanigans
Kameron Kern & Luke Smith

2. Who Wants A Moustache Ride?
Jayson Ferrin & Jasun Ramos

3. Johnny Chimpo
Hamza Khawar & Jose Espejo

4. Team Ramrod
Konrad Harla & Daniel Preston

5. Does That Look Like Spit To You? Fuck It.
Gabe Mendoza & Tony Lamoreaux

6. MEX-EE-CO
Bryan Abod & Colin Helsper

7. He Can't Pull Over Anymore!
Ryan Trujillo & Pouria Mansouri

​8. Bear Fucker, Do You Need Assistance?
Trevor Jackson & Austin Baker


Thank you, gentlemen!
Let's celebrate Jay-Jay!
GIRL tandems

1. Set Me Right Meow
Melissa Luther & Kristen Rosholm

2. Passing All Nimbly Bimbly
Cathleen McKernan & Melissa Yazzie

3. The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries
Summer Tonsfeldt & Kelley Culley

4. Stinks Like Sex In Here
Jolene Hernandez & Kelly Devries

5. Purple Shit
Savannah Winfield & Gabby Ferrin

6. Don't Forget To Cup The Balls
Camille Rabany & Maddy Sackman

7. Our Shenanigans Are Cheeky And Fun
Bryn Sharp & Eli van der Knoop

8. You ARE Freakin' Out, Man!
Jamie Hamguchi & Jennifer Edmond


Thank you, ladies!
Let's celebrate Jay-Jay!
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  • Funk Beach Leagues Menu
    • Monday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
    • Tuesday Scottsdale: Big Kahuna Intermediate AND Reverse Coed
    • Wednesday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
    • Thursday Scottsdale: Coed Recreational & Intermediate
  • upcoming Funk tournaments
    • DEC 7: BANZAI! Orgy-ball Draw
    • DEC 14: Coed Doubles at Funk Beach